Tuesday, May 19, 2009
An Ignorant Driver
i think this is a brilliant way to make a change!... put these kinda buggers
to shame with the help of the internet... not only he parked his car in the
handicap parking lot, but took up 2 places as well!...
BUT...
let's give it a benefit of doubt... let's just say the driver is really a handicap
one who may have problem parking his car properly, then... where is the
'pemandu kurang upaya' sticker?!?...
p/s ; am speaking fm experience... i know how it feels to be 'handicapped'
and desperately looking for a parking lot, only to find out handicap parking
lots usage being abused...
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
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What the gesture means..!
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
[Today's Joke] Take A Break...
TaB #1
Policeman: you can't park your car here.
Driver: why not?
Policeman: read the sign!
Driver: i did, it says, "Fine to Park", so i parked.
TaB #2
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's Invisible". The Doctor said, "Tell him i can't see him"
TaB #3
A man is buying a TV.
Man: Do you have color TV's?
Salesman: Sure
Man: Give me the Green one, please.
TaB #4
I remember one time i told my Doctor i had a ringing in my ears. His advice to me, "Don't answer it"
TaB #5
A man calls Air Asia.
Man: How long does it take to fly to Kuching?
Sales Rep: Just a sec
Man: Thank you - says the man and hangs up
TaB #6
FedEX is expected to joinits major competitor UPS, and become FedUP!
TaB #7
The patient says" Give me the bad news first"!
Doctor replies "You've got AIDS"
"Oh no,what could be worse than that? ask the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's disease"
Patient - Oh ... well, that's not so bad. At least i dont have AIDS.
TaB #8
Things people actually said in Interview. Word for word.
Q - What is your date of Birth?
A - July 15
Q - What year?
A - Every year lo..
TaB #9
What did one Ghost say to another?
"Do you believe in People?"
Policeman: you can't park your car here.
Driver: why not?
Policeman: read the sign!
Driver: i did, it says, "Fine to Park", so i parked.
TaB #2
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's Invisible". The Doctor said, "Tell him i can't see him"
TaB #3
A man is buying a TV.
Man: Do you have color TV's?
Salesman: Sure
Man: Give me the Green one, please.
TaB #4
I remember one time i told my Doctor i had a ringing in my ears. His advice to me, "Don't answer it"
TaB #5
A man calls Air Asia.
Man: How long does it take to fly to Kuching?
Sales Rep: Just a sec
Man: Thank you - says the man and hangs up
TaB #6
FedEX is expected to joinits major competitor UPS, and become FedUP!
TaB #7
The patient says" Give me the bad news first"!
Doctor replies "You've got AIDS"
"Oh no,what could be worse than that? ask the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's disease"
Patient - Oh ... well, that's not so bad. At least i dont have AIDS.
TaB #8
Things people actually said in Interview. Word for word.
Q - What is your date of Birth?
A - July 15
Q - What year?
A - Every year lo..
TaB #9
What did one Ghost say to another?
"Do you believe in People?"
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