Before and After.....

* Before the marriage you can read the following from top to the bottom!!!!


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don ' t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I ' m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?


* Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!!

Coconut Water

Why Drink
Coconut
Water?

CocoWater is naturally:
> Low in Carbs
> 99% Fat Free
> Low in sugars

Coconut Water contains organic compounds possessing healthy growth promoting properties that have been known to help:

• Keep the body cool and at the proper temperature
• Orally re-hydrate your body, it is an all natural isotonic beverage
• Carry nutrients and oxygen to cells
• Naturally replenish your body's fluids after exercising
• Raise your metabolism
• Promote weight loss
• Boost your immune system
• Detoxify and fight viruses
• Cleanse your digestive tract
• Control diabetes
• Aid your body in fighting viruses that cause the flu, herpes, and AIDS
• Balance your PH and reduce risk of cancer
• Treat kidney and urethral stones
• Boost poor circulation

Instant noodles lovers - important!

This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.

By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structures of the MSG causing it to be toxic. The other thing that you may or may not realized is that, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have taken the noodles.

So the CORRECT method, which you may or may not know, is to cook the noodles this way ?

1. boil the noodles in a pot with water.
2. once the noodles is cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. boil another pot of water till boiling and put the noodles into the hot boiling water and then shut the fire.
4. only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is very hot, put the ingredient with the powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. however, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles n add the ingredient with the powder and toss it to get dry noodles.

Hope this piece of information is of importance to your health in relation to eating instant noodles and please apply this cooking method with immediate effect.

Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia???

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month

(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose

monthly income does not reach RM3,000,

but, to make things simple,

let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has

Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

> > > Electricity and water bill: RM100
> > > (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

> > > Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

> > > Meals for a happy family: RM775
> > > (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

> > > Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
> > > (RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

> > > Car repayment: RM400
> > > (A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

> > > Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
> > > (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)

> > > Insurance: RM650
> > > (kids, wife and myself)

> > > House repayment: RM750
> > > (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,

retired still have to work to pay!)

> > > Tuition: RM80
> > > (got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

> > > Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
> > > (RM1/day, eat bread?)

> > > School fees: RM30
> > > (enough ah?)

> > > School books and etc: RM100
> > > (always got extra to pay in school)

> > > Younger children milk powder: RM50
> > > (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

> > > Miscellaneous: RM100
> > > (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...

No Astro,

no movie @ cinema,

no DVD,

no CD,

no online,

cannot KFC,

cannot McDonald,

cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),

no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ...

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around..

Air Asia fell down at KL Airport

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children
Really interesting

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??
Pls follow the below step, really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt)

Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips

Game begins....follow the below arrangement,

5 finger but only 1 pair can split.

Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day.

Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too.

Now close up your second finger, open up your little finger, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live.

Nevertheless, close up your little finger, try to open your fourth finger which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprise to find that it cannot be open at all. Because it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be attach to each other.

Real love will stick together ever and forever. . .

Mr Bean - Have a Good Laugh

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and
4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c
or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Differences between boy and girl

Guys drinks to forget about the girl...
Girls drinks to think back about that guy..

When guys are in love, they become poorer..
But when girls are in love, they become prettier

Guys can forget, but cannot forgive...
Girls can forgive, but cannot forget..

Guys care most about the quantity of love...
But girls care most about the quality of love..

Guys break-up when they feel love from another Girl...
Girls break-up when they feel Separation from her man...

Guys feels curious towards all girls...
Girls feel curious towards the guys who are Interested in her..

When guys are heartbroken, they try to forget the girl by going out with other girls...
When girls are heartbroken, they try to find his Characteristics from other guys...

Guys wishes to be her first love....
And girls wishes to be his last love...

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Never Get Into Love IF U Mean
To Break It!

PART OF THE GREAT PYRAMID

for more your information
PART OF THE GREAT PYRAMID

Hathor Temple at Deir el Medina from Balloon Medinet Habu from Balloon Crusader Island Near Taba on the Sinai The Old Baron's Palace in Heliopolis Old Karnak (Circa 1857) The Temple of Karnak, Luxor Medum Pyramid Abus Simbel Temple, Nubia Kom Ombo Temple of Hathor at Dendra Ghostly Pyramids Sultan Hassan Mosque The Tomb of Sennefer on the West Bank at Luxor I Don't Think So View of the Step Pyramid Temple of Philae from the Nile Dahabiyya at the Speos of Horemheb, Gebel el-Silsila Aerial View of Deir el-Medina Courtyard of the Mohammed Ali Mosque, Cairo Head from the Luxor Temple at Night Nefatari's Temple at Abu Simbel Stairway in the Tomb of Merenptah (KV 8) Citadel in Cairo Underwater Sphinx Granite Sarcophagus in the Tomb of Ramesses IV

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what to do when lost h/p

USEFULL INFO

What should u do if u lost your h/p?

Just in case you loose your h/p or it gets stolen. Do u know this little trick?

To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits

* # 0 6 #

a 15 digit code will appear on the screen

this number is unique to your handset

Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. Should your phohe get stolen, u can call your service provider and give them this code.

They will then be able to block your h/p so even if the theif changes the SIM card, your h/p will be totally useless.

Even u won't get back the h/p, but at least u known that whoever stole the h/p, it can't use/ sell it either

Please do this now, This memo will be too late if u only remember after your phone is stolen

Addicted to plastic surgery

DISFIGURED, scarred and miserable – that's how plastic surgery addict Hang Mioku feels after injecting her face with cooking oil.
The haggard Korean woman had her first professional procedure as a radiant 28-year-old.
Photos from the time show Hang with a perfect smile, radiant skin and striking brown eyes.

But now at 48, after 20 years of professional work and further botched injections at home when docs refused to continue, hideous Hang looks like a horrifying Halloween mask
A move to Japan allowed Hang's obsession to take hold while she was away from her parents, who had no idea their daughter's first operation would result in a full-blown addiction.
After continuous trips to a Japanese surgeon, and despite being left bloated and disfigured, Hang still thought she looked beautiful in the mirror.
When she returned to Korea her lumpy face had changed so much her parents didn't recognise her
They took her for psychological treatment, but it proved too expensive and she lapsed into her old ways.
Hang even found a doctor who would give her silicone injections, and who supplied the equipment necessary to carry out the procedure at home
But when her supply of silicone ran out, Hang began injecting cheap cooking oil.
As her features grew, local kids called her 'Standing Fan' because of her large face and small body.
Eventually Hang's plight was featured on Korean TV, and concerned viewers raised enough money for surgery to reverse the damage.
During the first procedure, surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face, and a further 200g from her neck.
Now Hang's ghastly face has reduced in size, but is still ravaged by the ill-effects of her addiction.
And the previously gorgeous Korean girl has admitted she longs for her original face back.

Disfigured Hang and pooch pal

Facing surgery ... Hang

Hang before and after ... Bloated and not so bloated
Scarred ... Hang has mental and physical wounds

Pocky Horror ... Hang puts on a brave face

Your personal details can be bought for just 10 sen

KUALA LUMPUR: For a mere 10 sen, your personal data are being sold to unauthorised bodies. A list of 1,000 entries containing names, handphone numbers, type of credit card owned and issuing banks, and place of work costs only RM100.

If you regularly receive unsolicited sales calls, messages or e-mails, then in all likelihood, your data have been collected and sold to third parties.

With such baseline information in the hands of the unscrupulous, more particulars could easily be gathered and your identity stolen – for transactions and the purchase of goods or services without your knowledge.

A list obtained by Sunday Star linked individuals to credit cards although banks regard the leaking of information as a very serious offence.

Those caught for this offence could be subjected to punishment under Section 97 of the Banking and Financial Institutions Act.

Association of Banks in Malaysia executive director Chuah Mei Lin said that member banks treated customer information with the greatest of confidentiality and would not sell or use information indiscriminately outside the confines of the banker-customer relationship.

“Banks will also not hesitate to take disciplinary action and to report employees who breach laws, regulations and policies,” said Chuah.

The fact is any database is vulnerable – from loyalty cards and telecommunications companies to housing developers to members-only clubs – and there will be a demand for it as it represents a list of potential customers.

An entry from a database of an exclusive club comprising Datuks and Tan Sris, for example, could fetch RM3 each and resold for RM4.

National Consumer Complaints Centre chief executive Muhammad Shaani Abdullah said this was a dangerous development.

“What are the authorities doing about this? If someone makes a higher offer, what is there to prevent other vital information such as credit card numbers from being obtained?” he said.

Currently, telecommunications companies are not allowed to give out personal data of their clients to any third party under the General Code of Practice for the Commission and Multimedia Industry Malaysia and provisions of Communications and Multimedia Act.

Celcom said it adhered to its Protection of Consumer Information Policy to safeguard its customers’ personal data.

“In the event of any leakage of customers’ information and upon receiving an official complaint, a thorough investigation will be conducted.

“We will not hesitate to initiate legal action if we uncover evidence of such wrongdoing,” said its CEO Datuk Seri Shazalli Ramly.

What is clear is that piecemeal law must be replaced by comprehensive data protection legislation in Malaysia.

A Data Protection Act and a Privacy Act have to be enacted as well as an amendment to the Constitution enshrining the right to privacy.

‘My Great Dressing Room’ takes centrestage

By this time of the year, many fashion shows enthusiastically feature bold, audacious, lively and colourful themes for their Spring/Summer collections. At Sunway Pyramid, they are doing all that … but in the "dressing room"!

From May 1 to 10, the fashion-centric mall turns vogue with "Sunway Pyramid - My Great Dressing Room"! Step into the Pyramid Concourse and be greeted by a contemporary larger-than-life dressing room on stage along with structural beams, stairway and runway complementing the décor.

Beyond the main concourse, stride into over 200 branded fashion stops and play around with a mosaic of motifs, colours, designs and cuts that Spring Summer offers. Hence, the entire mall is your "dressing room" ala fashion sanctuary as you mix and match to choose the ultimate expression of the inside.

There will even be a virtual dressing room at www.sunwaypyramid.com featuring Xandria Ooi as Sunway Pyramid’s model. Online fashionistas will get addicted as they click, dress up and try on clothes before actual purchase.

But the most exciting part is owning over RM15,000 worth of branded labels through the "Wish-A-Dressing Room" contest! To turn this dream into a reality, all you have to do is spend above RM200 and you’ll be eligible to participate. The contest runs daily until May 8 while the proud owner will be revealed on May 10.

Shoppers who spend above RM200 will also receive a fantastic fashion kit loaded with complimentary beauty and fashion vouchers.

"Sunway Pyramid - My Great Dressing Room" doesn’t come complete without fashion shows. Enjoy international brands such as Promod, Springfield, Lollipops, Charles & Keith and Elle as they take to the runway.

Don’t just adore the catwalk; start getting into catwalk mode, inside your dressing room!

Top finance budget when studying college

i have a few tips for plan the budget when i studying abroad....there are:

Set a limit on going out
As a student, it’s understandable that you’ll want to go out and enjoy yourself; you probably deserve it. But insisting on going out every night can become a problem. Set a realistic monthly budget for entertainment and stay within in. Nothing feels worse than depleting your money on happy hours and bad movies.

Money and discounts are everywhere
Scholarships and discounts are abundant when you are a student. Apply for scholarships as much as possible and get used to asking for student discounts wherever you go. But at our collge..sometimes a few private companies came to us for provide a service or product with special discount like McOrange..

Walk, bike and bus
Public transportation around most universities is efficient enough to get you where you need to be. Invest in a monthly or yearly pass and save money that would otherwise go towards gas and car maintenance. Walking and biking not only saves you money, but also keeps you in shape.

Learn how to cook
Eating out is a major drain on a college student’s income. Not only is eating out expensive, it’s often unhealthy. Instead, do some grocery shopping and pack lunches for those longer days. Shopping with friends or roommates at a bulk foods warehouse can save you money and make trips to the grocery store less frequent.